Strange Random Things my Kids Said this Week

So yesterday while we were busy cleaning Mr T turned to Chris and said, "Dad, take a picture of me with the vacuum." As I uploaded the photo today I thought about all the crazy things my kids said and did this week. Here are a few.

Chris and I were having and argument. Chewie walks in and says, "oh, I have seen this movie! This is where the Mom breaks up with the Dad and he has to go live outside. Then he buys a pick-up truck and robs a bank." Then walks out.

Bubba was angry at Chris, he wrote a note that said " Dear Mom and Dad. I am Leaving. I might come back someday. I hate Dad. Ps please sign my planner, put it in my backpack and leave it on the porch for me."

He took his sleeping bag, and his comic books and set up camp in the back yard. We did convince him to return home and sleep in his bed.

Chris has been away on business most of the week. I made hamburgers for dinner, but we were out of pickles. Chewie really needed pickles for his burger, so we ran to the store and bought some. I could not open the jar of pickles. A few ideas the boys came up with to open the jar.

• run it under hot water
• bang it on the counter
• just twist it really hard
• smash it with a hammer
• 10 lbs of TNT
• return it to the store for a better jar
• Eat your hamburger without pickles (Mom's Idea), Boys: "NO!"

We watched Holes this week. When the town wanted to arrest the black guy for kissing the white girl, the boys were confused. I explained that it was against the law in that town for white people and black people to kiss or get married, the reply, "That's Stupid it was her fault!"

After spending time with Great Grandma Winkler Mr T turns to me and says " Mom when you get old please let me see your wrinkly face"